Wounded By A Paper Cut — Fried Ocean

No blood, no scar, no proof anyone would accept — just one nerve reporting a catastrophe the rest of the body cannot locate. The tree that became the paper offers no apology.

Reported in full at Fried Ocean: "Trees Remain Unsympathetic To Concerning Rise In Paper Cuts."

A unisex heavy blend pullover hoodie (Gildan 18500) with a double-lined hood, matching drawcord, and a front pouch pocket — a warm, hard-wearing cotton/polyester blend. Available in sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly over the print.