Still Contributing, Just In Case — Fried Ocean

“Still Contributing, Just In Case” — a Fried Ocean original.

COLUMBUS, OHIO After spending twenty minutes entering his age, gross salary, savings balance, and projected Social Security payout into a free online retirement calculator, warehouse logistics coordinator Dale Brumfield, 54, received a personalized financial roadmap Tuesday recommending that he retire at 81 and die at 79.

Straight from the Fried Ocean article that started it: read the original.

Product details

A classic bestseller, this custom mug is for those who truly believe there’s nothing better than a cup of your favorite beverage in hand.

• White ceramic
• 11 oz (0.33 l)
• Rounded corners
• C-handle