Still Contributing, Just In Case — Fried Ocean

“Still Contributing, Just In Case” — a Fried Ocean original.

COLUMBUS, OHIO After spending twenty minutes entering his age, gross salary, savings balance, and projected Social Security payout into a free online retirement calculator, warehouse logistics coordinator Dale Brumfield, 54, received a personalized financial roadmap Tuesday recommending that he retire at 81 and die at 79.

Straight from the Fried Ocean article that started it: read the original.

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The Bella Canvas 3001 is a classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again.

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