One Night, Seven Pairs Of Underwear — Fried Ocean

It is one night away. He has packed seven pairs. The arithmetic assumes disaster — a flood, a foot chase, an incident he declines to specify — each demanding a full and immediate change. He is not packing for a trip. He is provisioning for a siege.

Reported in full at Fried Ocean: "Man Debates If Seven Pairs Of Underwear Enough For Overnight Trip."

A unisex heavy cotton tee (Bella+Canvas 3001) with a classic retail fit and a ribbed crew neck — soft, durable, combed and ring-spun cotton. Available in sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly over the print.