My Dog Gets Jealous When I Pet Myself Sweatshirt

Murphy noticed. Murphy is not okay with it.

This sweatshirt is for people who have been caught in the act and have no intention of stopping.

The original incident. → read it

· 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester fleece
· Athletic Heather is 94% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 6% polyester fleece
· Relaxed, oversized unisex fit