Injured Doing Almost Nothing — Fried Ocean

“Injured Doing Almost Nothing” — a Fried Ocean original.

The pop was loud enough that two courts over, a retired dentist stopped mid-serve and apologized to no one in particular. What follows is a reconstruction of the eleven seconds that produced the most consequential pickleball calf injury in the eight-year history of the Maplewood Parks Rec Tuesday Night Ladder.

Straight from the Fried Ocean article that started it: read the original.

Product details

A classic bestseller, this custom mug is for those who truly believe there’s nothing better than a cup of your favorite beverage in hand.

• White ceramic
• 11 oz (0.33 l)
• Rounded corners
• C-handle