I Saved Up My Nothing — Fried Ocean

“I Saved Up My Nothing” — a Fried Ocean original.

Somewhere in the employee handbook of a 340-person logistics-software company in suburban Illinois, on page eleven, under a heading rendered in a friendly rounded font, there is a sentence that reads like a gift and functions like a landmine.

Straight from the Fried Ocean article that started it: read the original.

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