I Peaked At 107 Kilometers — Fried Ocean

“I Peaked At 107 Kilometers” — a Fried Ocean original.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE PERIGEE HUMAN SYSTEMS — Van Horn, Texas Perigee Human Systems is proud to confirm that at 09:42 Central Time, at an apogee of 107 kilometers, founder and Chairman Emeritus of Ambition Dain Kessler achieved and sustained an eleven-minute erection above the Earth — the longest continuously documented billionaire erection in space, and, in the assessment of this company, a gift to all humanity.

Straight from the Fried Ocean article that started it: read the original.

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