I Enjoy Cooking And Travel — Fried Ocean

He owns one good pan and has, at least once, left the state. "Cooking and travel" — the two interests engineered to survive any background check.

Reported in full at Fried Ocean: "Applicant’s Interest in Cooking and Travel Really Tips the Scale."

A unisex heavy cotton tee (Bella+Canvas 3001) with a classic retail fit and a ribbed crew neck — soft, durable, combed and ring-spun cotton. Available in sizes S–3XL. Printed in the USA using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly over the print.