Guaranteed For Someone's Lifetime — Fried Ocean

“Guaranteed For Someone's Lifetime” — a Fried Ocean original.

The folding card table in the garage held, in this order: a bread machine with one paddle, four VHS copies of The Fugitive , a coffee can of drywall screws, a nebulizer, and a twelve-inch carbon steel frying pan that had been promised eternal life in 1979 and had, unfortunately, been telling the truth.

Straight from the Fried Ocean article that started it: read the original.

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