Guaranteed For Someone's Lifetime — Fried Ocean

“Guaranteed For Someone's Lifetime” — a Fried Ocean original.

The folding card table in the garage held, in this order: a bread machine with one paddle, four VHS copies of The Fugitive , a coffee can of drywall screws, a nebulizer, and a twelve-inch carbon steel frying pan that had been promised eternal life in 1979 and had, unfortunately, been telling the truth.

Straight from the Fried Ocean article that started it: read the original.

Product details

A classic bestseller, this custom mug is for those who truly believe there’s nothing better than a cup of your favorite beverage in hand.

• White ceramic
• 11 oz (0.33 l)
• Rounded corners
• C-handle