Blinker On, Not Merging — Fried Ocean

The blinker has been on for eleven miles. There is no exit ahead, no lane change planned, no errand that requires a turn — only the signal, blinking, patient. It is not a request to merge. It is a threat.

Reported in full at Fried Ocean: "Psychopath With Blinker On Has No Plans to Merge."

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