Awake Since 2:41, By Choice — Fried Ocean

“Awake Since 2:41, By Choice” — a Fried Ocean original.

The kitchen light stays off. The 43-year-old regional facilities coordinator has learned over four months of practice that overhead lighting is unkind to a semi-soft cheese, so he works by phone glow and the open refrigerator, texting cheese photos to a group chat at 3 a.

Straight from the Fried Ocean article that started it: read the original.

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