Ask Me About My Spreadsheet — Fried Ocean

“Ask Me About My Spreadsheet” — a Fried Ocean original.

PARMA, OH — Four days after his position on a midterm Senate race collapsed for the third consecutive time, local logistics coordinator Dale Ostrander, 43, gathered five friends in his garage Saturday to reassure them that his $40,000 in realized losses on election prediction markets means he is, functionally, incapable of losing.

Straight from the Fried Ocean article that started it: read the original.

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