{"product_id":"guaranteed-for-someones-lifetime-fried-ocean-1","title":"Guaranteed For Someone's Lifetime — Fried Ocean","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Guaranteed For Someone's Lifetime”\u003c\/strong\u003e — a Fried Ocean original.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe folding card table in the garage held, in this order: a bread machine with one paddle, four VHS copies of The Fugitive , a coffee can of drywall screws, a nebulizer, and a twelve-inch carbon steel frying pan that had been promised eternal life in 1979 and had, unfortunately, been telling the truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStraight from the Fried Ocean article that started it: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/friedocean.com\/lifetime-guarantee-frying-pan-outlives-owner-sells-for-3-at-estate-sale\/\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\"\u003eread the original\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eA classic bestseller, this custom mug is for those who truly believe there’s nothing better than a cup of your favorite beverage in hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite ceramic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz (0.33 l)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRounded corners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eC-handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":49010814976254,"sku":"12429431419770072684","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0625\/7007\/0270\/files\/guaranteed-for-someones-lifetime-fried-ocean_4d4231b5-bd13-4cf4-a2e7-a00f4e580e8a.jpg?v=1789922599","url":"https:\/\/shop.friedocean.com\/products\/guaranteed-for-someones-lifetime-fried-ocean-1","provider":"Fried Ocean","version":"1.0","type":"link"}